Winners checklist | Finest purple carpet appears | Extra Globes protection
6:07 p.m. An hour in and we’re solely a 3rd of the way in which by the classes. Simply sayin’. —M.M.
Right here’s an indication of the apocalypse … they confirmed clips of the podcast nominees, which, sure, have been simply pictures of individuals speaking in a studio, however didn’t present clips of the supporting actor nominees. Apocalypse? OK, perhaps I’m being dramatic, however oooof. That’s the place we’re at in 2026. —G.W.
6:03 p.m. Simmer down. “K-Pop Demon Hunters” simply gained for finest authentic tune, “Golden.” I do know you have been hoping for that. —M.M.
Haha … I’m not a hater. Although this authentic tune presentation jogs my memory that I imagine they’ve moved the unique rating class off the telecast … in all probability so we may get that podcast prize in. —G.W.
5:52 p.m. All this Polymarket shilling is gross. The present, these announcers doing corny play by play … it’s onerous to look at. Feels low lease. And it’s waaaaaaaaaaay too late for Nicole Kidman AMC parody. —G.W.
Aw come on, the podcast satire is humorous. “Podcasts: They’re just what we have now.” And certainly one of them is about to win a Golden Globe. Actually, a cultural assertion that we want however maybe are not looking for. Although I’ll by no means object to Amy Poehler successful any award. —M.M.
Tepid applause for Snoop’s endorsement of the podcast class inclusion. I’m sitting on my fingers too. Thanks, Spotify! Thanks for paying artists subsequent to nothing! Thanks for these ICE recruitment advertisements! Thanks for selling AI musicians! THANK YOU! —G.W.
“Mom and Dad you can watch the Patriots now.” I’m a mother, you’re a dad. Can we? —M.M.
I want to watch the Chargers play the Patriots, Mary. Don’t tempt me to multi-screen! —G.W.
5:45 p.m. “I’m Zoe Kravitz and I’ve my very own ‘shrooms.” Best line of the night? —M.M.
These TV awards choices are so dull that I need my own ‘shrooms. —G.W.
Yeah, it’s Emmys 2.0. Martin Quick didn’t look happy when Seth Rogen mentioned he “grew up” admiring and hoping he would beat him. —M.M.
5:40 p.m. Again within the day, the Globes liked to plant a flag for brand new exhibits within the TV classes, rewarding work forward of the Emmys. Now, it’s only a repeat of the Emmys. Sensible, Wyle … search for “The Studio,” “The Pitt” and “Adolescence” to win afterward. You understand the drill. —G.W.
5:34 p.m. Watching Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett banter, I can’t assist however want we have been watching “Smartless: On the Road” as an alternative of this. However then Jean Sensible wins for “Hacks” and I too am thrilled to be right here. —M.M.
Why not rant through the ceremony, Jean Sensible? The ceremony wants an excellent rant or two! —G.W.
God, she appears fabulous. Referencing her quasi-political purple carpet rant: “I think everyone knows in their heart what the right thing is, so let’s do the right thing.” —M.M.
5:31 p.m. As soon as once more I need to watch Noah Wyle beat Gary Oldman for lead actor in a TV sequence (drama). Don’t get me unsuitable — I like Wyle and “The Pitt” and shall be watching Season 2 screeners as soon as this present is completed. Nevertheless it ain’t “Slow Horses.” —M.M.
I get pleasure from watching Oldman consuming dangerous meals too! However Wyle deserves this one. —G.W.
We’ll conform to disagree. —M.M.
5:21 p.m. Man, they made Stellan Skarsgård stroll a protracted technique to choose up that trophy for supporting actor in a movement image for “Sentimental Value.” —G.W.
“I was not prepared for this because I thought I was too old,” he says. He’s such an ideal actor and so wonderful in that movie. Additionally he thanked his spouse first, which is the No. 1 lesson of any awards present. —M.M.
“Cinema should be seen in cinemas.” Preach. —G.W.
OK, nicely, I noticed it on streaming and it was nonetheless fairly good. —M.M.
Haha … let’s not inform Skarsgård. That supporting actor race is an fascinating one too, what with the 2 “One Battle After Another” actors — Sean Penn and Benicio Del Toro — in rivalry. “Sentimental Value” didn’t do nicely with the guilds, however I feel Oscar voters, a way more international group, will come by for it. Hope so. It’s a terrific film. —G.W.
5:16 p.m. First award, for supporting actress in a movement image, goes to Teyana Taylor, starting the “One Battle After Another” sweep. Love that she wrote her speech on paper! Hate when people learn from their telephones. —M.M.
First a caveat: These awards imply nothing in relation to the Oscars. However seeing the winners onstage delivering a giant emotional speech, just like the one Teyana Taylor simply gave … which means a bit one thing. The supporting actress class comes into focus a bit extra with this win too. I had Taylor in entrance of Amy Madigan for “Weapons.” I feel Taylor will win. She anchors “One Battle After Another” in its first 40 minutes. —G.W.
Love when winners get this emotional and discuss in regards to the journey; it’s an excellent reminder of that making artwork, and making it to any awards season, is loads of work. —M.M.
Nikki Glaser.
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C+. —M.M.
5:13 p.m. “Timothée Chalamet is the first actor who had to put on muscle for a movie about ping pong.” Now I’m Staff Nikki too. —M.M.
5:08 p.m. A Golden Globes custom … poking enjoyable on the age of Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends. However she isn’t unsuitable about, like, that’s the one factor we learn about him. That and he vapes. I additionally love that Sean Penn is laughing alongside. And that he didn’t comb his hair. —G.W.
Oh he combed his hair. That stage of dishevelment takes hours to realize. Nevertheless it appears fairly nice, tbh. —M.M.
Actually? Hours? Targets, Mary. Targets. —G.W.
5:00 p.m. Howdy Mary! It’s time once more to hunker down in entrance of the display screen and banter about an awards present, on this case the 2026 Golden Globes, a for-profit, company money seize whose ethics are even worse than after we investigated the Hollywood International Press Assn. 5 years in the past. Do I lengthy for the nice previous days when the nutty HFPA took lavish junkets and made spectacularly bizarre awards decisions? Eh. I’m not going to be a type of individuals who appears again fondly on doubtful issues — like, say, the precedency of George W. Bush — and romanticizes them simply because the current day is so repellant. Moreover … we’ve bought a protracted night time forward of us. Within the phrases of the late nice Marty DiBergi: Sufficient of my yakking. Let’s boogie! —G.W.
Glenn, my previous constructing and mortgage, awards present buddy! I bought my weight loss program Mountain Dew, I bought my Kettle Corn-flavored Pop Corners and unsalted cashews (for protein) so convey on that boogie! Positive, I’m torn between admiration and despair that this ethically challenged awards present continues to thrive, however I’m selecting to see this night time as an indication that, regardless of the lamentations of the doomsayers, Hollywood is alive and nicely and blissful to undergo the pains of the purple carpet to (principally) lose a bunch of awards. As a result of it’s an honor to be nominated, amiright? And the truth that virtually 10 million folks tuned in for the final two exhibits (and thousands and thousands extra for the carved up clips on social media) proves that curiosity in movie and tv (additionally podcasts) stays excessive. Are you rooting for anybody particularly (JessieBuckleyJessieBuckleyJessieBuckley)? —M.M.
You’ll be blissful on that entrance, Mary, as Buckley is without doubt one of the night’s — and season’s — surest issues. Me, I’m hoping for a repeat of final yr when a Brazilian actor gained a prize, catapulting them to an Oscar nomination. Will Wagner Moura (“The Secret Agent”) comply with the trail of Fernanda Torres (“I’m Still Here”)? We’ll quickly see. —G.W.
Extra necessary, will “Slow Horses” win a bunch of well-deserved awards? —M.M.
In opposition to “The Pitt”? Nah. —G.W.
