I didn’t suppose my stage of loathing for the Max sequel to HBO’s “Sex and the City” might get any increased, and identical to that, alongside got here Season 3.
You see what I did there? Like each single one who has written about “And Just Like That…,” I’ve used the title in a unadorned and half-assed try and be intelligent.
Which truthfully may be the title of the collection.
We’re halfway via the third — and one can solely hope closing — season, and I’m hoarse from screaming at watching these beloved characters behave as if they’d executed some form of “Freaky Friday” change with 13-year-olds.
Which is definitely an insult to most 13-year-olds.
In the middle of the barely-recognizable-as-human occasions that make up this newest episode, Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) extended her inexplicable bout of homelessness by appearing shocked — shocked! — that Seema (Sarita Choudhury), having discovered her a dream home, would anticipate her to make a bid over asking value; Lisa (Nicole Ari Parker) handled the grief over her father’s dying by whining concerning the wonderful send-off orchestrated by his good friend Lucille (Jenifer Lewis) regardless of it together with a efficiency by … Jenifer Lewis; and Charlotte (Kristin Davis) continued to behave as if it have been completely regular for her husband Harry (Evan Handler) to maintain his prostate most cancers prognosis secret from everybody together with their kids, who would little doubt deal with it higher than Charlotte.
All of which paled compared to the most recent installment within the emotional horror present that’s the second-time-around courtship of Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Aidan (John Corbett), which has been beneath menace because it was revealed in Season 2 that Aidan’s 15-year-old son Wyatt (Logan Souza) has some points, together with a latest ADHD prognosis. Occasions lead Aidan to impulsively announce that he and Carrie should put their relationship on maintain till Wyatt turns 20 (when, as everybody is aware of, parental obligations formally finish).
Aidan places his relationship with Carrie on maintain due to points associated to his teenage son, Wyatt (Logan Souza).
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Not surprisingly, this plan doesn’t work out, and on this episode, Aidan celebrates the truth that Wyatt is attending a week-long wilderness camp (um, what?) by exhibiting up at Carrie’s residence, the place he instantly breaks a window by throwing a pebble at it. You understand, like he used to within the outdated days earlier than Carrie had a jillion-dollar residence with nineteenth century home windows that, as she says, “survived the Mexican Warfare, the Civil Warfare, the Draft Riots of ‘63” (memo to Carrie — New York saw no action in the Mexican War).
After going to obsessive lengths to replace the glass, Aidan then confesses that he and his ex Kathy (Rosemarie DeWitt) had to force Wyatt onto the plane (how they managed to be at the gate as unticketed passengers to do this remains a mystery), an event so upsetting that Aidan and Kathy were forced to comfort each other with sex.
For one brief and shining moment, I waited for Carrie to call time of death on one of the unhealthiest relationships this particular universe has seen (and that’s saying one thing). As a substitute, and impossibly, she mentioned she understood.
Apparently love means ignoring each signal God might suppose to ship you. Not solely did Aidan have intercourse along with his ex, he compelled his unmedicated, unsupervised 15-year-old with ADHD onto a aircraft headed to the Grand Tetons. (Whether or not the poor child made it to camp or is at the moment having a meltdown within the Jackson Gap airport isn’t talked about.)
However then Carrie, and the collection, has continued to deal with Wyatt’s situation, and his father’s apparent irritated denial of its realities, as merely a logistical impediment in her fairy story love story. This is able to barely make sense if Carrie have been nonetheless in her 30s, and it makes completely none for a lady of her age.
I begrudge nobody the will to reboot a groundbreaking collection, and two years in the past, the prospect of seeing these iconic 30-somethings as mid-to-late 50-somethings was actually interesting to at least one who shares their mature demographic. If solely Michael Patrick King, the drive behind “And Just Like That…,” allowed any of them to have matured. I don’t imply bodily — stars Parker, Nixon, Davis and Kim Cattrall (briefly glimpsed on the finish of Season 2) — are match and wonderful and clearly older. I imply emotionally, spiritually and psychologically.
“And Just Like That…” has had two and a half seasons to make these girls appear to be precise individuals who may exist, if not in actual life, then a minimum of the “Sex and the City” universe (bear in mind the opening credit, when Carrie will get splashed by a bus? Hyperrealism in comparison with the eat-off-the-sidewalks imaginative and prescient of “And Just Like That…’s” New York.)
As a substitute, the collection appears decided to show that age is only a quantity by forcing its leads, now together with Choudhury and Parker, to behave as if 50 is the brand new (and really silly) 30.
I get that Miranda is coming to grips along with her newly found queerness, however absolutely a profitable, Harvard-educated lawyer who has survived a divorce and raised a teenage son would have a bit extra confidence and self-awareness in love, actual property and fundamental visitor etiquette — after shifting in briefly with Carrie, she eats the final yogurt!
Charlotte has all the time been an unique Disney princess, all extensive eyes and religion within the restorative nature of small animals and florals, however at 55, her high-strung response to her husband’s prostate most cancers (caught early, simply treatable) is useful to nobody. And don’t get me about her little foot-stamping method to motherhood or how she speaks about her canine.
Aidan’s surprising confession did little to derail Carrie or their relationship.
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As for Carrie, nicely, it’s one factor to be a relentlessly hopeful romantic hooked on tulle, stilettos and problematic males in your 30s, however Carrie’s pushing 60 now, so when she agreed, with no demur, to Aidan’s absurd five-year plan, I puzzled if she had merely gone mad.
Watching as she subsequently rattled round her enormous, empty (if extremely luxe) residence sporting a see-through, Ophelia-like gown filled with roses or traipsed via Central Park sporting a hat the dimensions of a hot-air balloon solely exacerbated my fears. Dressing like Marie Antoinette to attend a luncheon at Tiffany’s isn’t sassy trend sense — it’s a cry for assist.
She most actually wants assist. The reunion with Aidan appeared too good to be true, and thus it’s proving to be. Even a 30-something Carrie would have recognized that being in a relationship with a father means being in a relationship along with his kids. However the notion that she have to be saved separate from Wyatt is not only unsustainable — it’s insulting.
What, she’s by no means skilled, met and even examine kids with ADHD or post-divorce trauma? Or is she such a fragile flower that she will’t deal with being round a young person with anger administration points? She lives in New York, for heaven’s sake, the town that invented anger administration points.
Frankly, Aidan’s conduct is much extra regarding than Wyatt’s, a flag so massive and pink that Carrie might make a shocking sheath gown out of it.
Which she seems to be doing, as an alternative of, , appearing just like the grown-ass wealthy widow she is and calling Aidan out on his bull.
“And Just Like That…” purports to have a good time the mid-life do-over, simply because it purports to point out that ladies of their 50s are simply as vibrant, difficult and enjoyable as girls of their 30s. Each are admirable targets, neither of which the collection achieves. Even with its title — ”And Simply Like That…” — this collection appears decided to erase every part that may have made the older variations of those characters fascinating and resonant.
Like the power to purchase a home or say the phrase “cancer” or get out of an unhealthy romantic relationship earlier than it spits proper in your eye.
