We previous fantasy soccer duffers had been the unique spreadsheet warriors, crunching numbers with pencil and paper whereas as we speak’s children are drafting from smartwatches on the college bus. However I tip my hat to the brand new technology of fantasy gamers, like my 13-year-old nephew, Chip. He and his father Charlie are devoted readers of this column and even gave me just a little little bit of credit score for serving to Chip win his league two years in the past with a wonderfully named staff, the Yangicks. What’s a Yangick you ask? It’s a New York trifecta of Yankees, Giants and Knicks. That’s one intelligent child. This 12 months he’s rolling with the title Chippers, and the inspiration is clear. However it doesn’t matter what title he’s flying beneath, Chip’s a gamer, and a champ in my guide!
GIDDY UP!
QB Bo Nix at Bengals — The Bengals’ D is as fierce as a declawed housecat. They gave up three TD passes to Trevor Lawrence and two to the traditional Carson Wentz (who’s now eligible for AARP) the final couple of video games. Nix is healthier than each these guys and may get pleasure from a a number of TD output at dwelling.
QB Caleb Williams at Raiders — There’s “hot” after which there’s Caleb Williams “hot.” He hasn’t had a nasty recreation but (26, 23, 37 fantasy factors) and his momentum gained’t cease towards a Raiders secondary giving up a 70% completion price with only one interception. Anticipate one other high-octane displaying from Caleb the Conqueror.
RB James Cook dinner vs. Saints — New Orleans brings the flavour with their gumbo, jambalaya and crawfish étouffée, however Cook dinner brings the warmth with quaint Buffalo wings, celery and bleu cheese (by no means ranch — we’re not heathens). James will feast on Nawlins just like the po’boys they’re.
RB Chuba Hubbard at Patriots — Carolina beat up on the Falcons final week, 30-0, however they barely put up 200 yards within the course of. For the offensively challenged Panthers, it’s time to feed the not-flashy-but-functional Hubbard to grind out a win in New England.
WR Brian Thomas Jr. at 49ers — Thomas has stunk up the joint with simply seven receptions in three video games. However the 49ers have little to no move rush with Nick Bosa out for the 12 months. Bounce again on the Bay for Thomas.
WR Tyreek Hill vs. Jets — Race ya to the basement! Within the battle for final within the AFC East, the winless Jets and ‘Fins risk ostracizing their fan base for the rest of 2025. Hill is not the problem for the Dolphins. He’s the lone large fish (uh, mammal) in Miami’s tank.
TE Jake Ferguson vs. Packers — With CeeDee Lamb out, goal magnet Ferguson will grate the Cheese in Wisconsin. It’s gonna be gouda.
WHOA DOWN!
QB Daniel Jones at Rams — Danny Dimes’ TD totals have gone down each recreation (3, 2, 1). Does he zero out this week? Los Angeles is a good distance from the comforts of Lucas Oil Stadium’s dome.
QB Aaron Rodgers vs. Vikings (in Dublin) — The 41-year-old Rodgers ought to be vacationing in Eire, not being chased across the Emerald Isle by the Pillage Folks (aka the Vikings). In the event you begin him, have a shot of Jameson whiskey and a pint of Guinness shut at hand. You’ll want it.
RB Chase Brown at Broncos — The Broncos might be run on. Jonathan Taylor put up 165 yards in Week 2. However the Bengals fall up to now behind they abandon the run. Chase had simply 10 carries final week.
RB Jeremy McNichols at Falcons — McNichol’s tackle-busting 60-yard TD run was paying homage to Earl Campbell in his prime. However don’t let one spotlight reel cloud your actuality. He’s nonetheless third on the Commanders depth chart. Not sufficient quantity to start out him towards a really stable Falcons D.
WR Calvin Ridley at Texans — Woulda, coulda, shoulda. That’s Ridley’s story. He woulda had 21 receptions this season if he coulda caught balls that sailed 5 ft over his head. Cam Ward shoulda handed higher as a result of Ridley has however eight catches all 12 months.
WR Ladd McConkey at Giants — The wunderkind final 12 months, Ladd has struggled with simply 163 yards and no TDs because the third wheel within the Chargers arsenal. Until he scores a TD (the G-Males have allowed simply three), I see no spark on this Charger.
TE Travis Kelce vs. Ravens — An excessive amount of canoodling with Taylor Swift? As Mickey from the Rocky motion pictures would say, “Women weaken legs!” Averaging simply 44 yards per recreation, I feel Mickey nailed it.
Thursday Evening Particular: Sam Darnold has the Seahawks hovering, whereas the Cardinals should navigate the right way to fly with out James Conner. In a battle of fowl brains, give me the predator over the pecker. Seahawks 24, Cardinals 17
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Invoice Reinhard is a member of the Fantasy Sports activities Writers Affiliation and a columnist for FantasyGuru.com. Catch Invoice each Wednesday night time at 6:15 on “This Week in Pro Football” on YouTube TV.

